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When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat
Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore
When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.
When you change a baby's poop diaper and ten minutes later they poop again
Damn it! The baby did it's baby magic again
A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.
Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!
Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.
The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.
Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
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When it’s 5:00AM at your FedEx Ground facility and all the marking stickers are in the right place, making your job easier and more efficient by reducing the need to flip packages and check which ones go to your work area.
Manager: How are you fellas doing this morning?
Me: By golly, we have AWAD magic on our side!