Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

moon flute

A clear glass with a bubble on the end for smoking meth

He just loaded his moon flute

Nevada red moon

Nevada red moon is basically ejaculating in the home depot color aisle and nut at the moment

man 1: i just did a big nevada red moon yesterday

man 2: what the fuck man

Nevada Red moon

Nevada Red moon is the act of ejactulating on a shade in the home depot color section

man 1: yo jonesy i just nevada red mooned all over the place

jonesy: what the fuck john

Moon whistler

Whistles words while complaining

“Get off the base**(whistling the “s” on words that have “s” in them) and help us***(ssss) out!” “Stop complaining moon whistler!”

moon wand

a lingering fart

Erin, did you leave a moon wand in my car?

The Moon

let's face it: we all know the moon's a hologram

Some guy with a tin-foil hat: hey, did you know that the moon landing was fake? also, the moon's a hologram.