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When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.
One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!
Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"
When a girl’s areola are abnormally large in size
Ashlee was drunk and horny one night and her Tarzan nipples pop out of her shirt, and everyone jumped out the window to escape the view.
The very tipple of the nipple
She has some great nipple tipples
Where your nipples do an amazing spasmic dance
Dude, my girlfriend had a totally awesome nipple spasm last night!
An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.
Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.
When someone has hard nipples
“This is my girlfriend and we love to go nipple jousting”
When you have whiskey in your mouth and suck a nipple
I’ve just bought a bottle of jack how do you feel about a whiskey nipple?