A new way for white ppl to use the n-word cuz there so fucking obsessed and hella quierd
White person in tt comments: I hate Jordan’s
Another white person: yeah! Facts
The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!
Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out
someone who is misunderstood, people think his arrogant and full of himself. Which is not true at all. His actually one of the most genuine people you can ever meet. His your friend and has your back, you tend to not relize just how good of a friend he is. Super nice and popular, plays sports and intelligent. people are sometimes amazed at how well he can communicate and relate to others. His someone that everyone always want to be around. Has tons of girlfriends yet always treats everyone with respect.
Person 1) Jordan isnt actually a bad guy his probably one of the chilliest dudes I've meant.
Person 2) yea I know, I wonder why he gets such a bad rap.
Jordan Is Hot and is normaly super small, he like lots a lot of boys and goes for the variety ;) He Is Pansexuel and is super stinky. he never showers but has a real nice dish of spaggetti.
POV: Wow, Whos Spaggetti Is That!
Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3
Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.
Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.
Jordan is a weeb who enjoys Salt and Vinegar Chips.
Who the fuck even eats Salt and Vinegar chips these days?
“That jordan does… such a weeb”
Junkie-fein
Jordan - Is just the typical junkie who just loves slapping those machines
A very large penis
Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?
Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants