Black Boy White Boy Swag

black dudes that have a mix of white and black swag
they can dress up in Aeropostale and skinny jeans and also throw on some J's

"ay why you got dem tight clothes on?"
"cuz i got da black boy white boy swag"

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Swag master General (aka SmG)

having far more swag than anyone else, you're the best of the best, no one else in the world compares

hey have you seen nicky c?

who is that

you know the swag master general (aka SmG)

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my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday.

My awesomeness is really awesome just like a duck's awesomeness on tuesday

James told Donna my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday. Donna asked what that meant?!!! He said his awesomeness was really awesome, just like a ducks awesomeness on a Tuesday- James likes Tuesdays. Tuesdays are good.

Swagalicuos (SWAG-A-LISH-USS)

Describing something that is amazingly kick ass; here are the symptoms of seeing something that is Swagalicuos.

Painful tension in neck

Fatigue

Migraines

Dizziness

Visual disturbances / loss of vision / spots in vision / double vision / seeing spots or "halos" / nystagmus

Tingling / numbness in the extremeties

General imbalance / clumsiness

Memory loss

Restricted movement

Intolerance to bright light / difficulty adjusting to light change

Vertigo from position change or sudden standing

Difficulty walking on uneven ground / feeling ground under feet

Poor / degraded motor skills

Difficulty driving

Difficulty negotiating steps

Pressure / pain in the neck

Pressure / pain behind the eyes (soreness in the eyeballs)

Back pain

Neck spasms

Insomnia

Ringing in ears (like the tone heard in a hearing test)

Hiccups associated with drinking carbonated beverages

Bob1: Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob2: What's up bob?

Bob1: I saw a swagalicuos (SWAG-A-LISH-USS) pastry!!!!!

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swag boi eats toast

Some faggot that’s thinks he is funny stealing jokes

Person 1: you know Wilmers?
Person 2: you mean swag boi eats toast?
Person 1: what a fag
Person 2: more like Gayboieats toast hahahha lmao so funny #420guccigang

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Can I Borrow Some Swag?

When someone has a lot of swag (see sex appeal or charism) and you want some of it - this is what you ask them.

Damn. Look at you, brah. Can I borrow some swag?

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can't touch my swag

can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not

Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay

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