You (can) make book on that

This expression can be used in reference to quickly explaining an idea, motive or action to make a very firm point. It's a way of saying that something is certain and will happen no matter what. The use of the word 'book' is synonyms with 'print.' Once something is printed (i.e. newspaper, novel), it is permanent.

"The Breakfast Club" (1985)
Vernon says, "Now, I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will."
Allison laughs.
Vernon replies, "You can make book on that, missy!"

"Don't worry they will spend her money one day, you (can) make book on that."

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bad decision making assclown

A lesser known cousin of the jewpanasian, the BDMAC tends to shamelessly ask her friends for advice and then promptly turn around an do whatever she pleases. The decisions made by the BDMAC usually end with her in jail after her horrible idea ends in death and destruction. She tends to believe that she is a ninja however we all know that ninjas are not cambodian.

If a bad decision making assclown jumped off a cliff would you?

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Makes my dick twingle

Used to describe something that makes your penis twitch/tingle. Nearly entirely sarcastic, it can be used to describe anything. Anything.

Did you hear the new Ke$ha song? It for sure makes my dick twingle.

Hey is your girlfriend deaf?
-Yeah dude, hearing loss makes my dick twingle.

Hey did you like that short film I sent you?
-Nah it was boring.
Oh... I wrote the script.
-Oh damn, well there were definitely parts that made my dick twingle.

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making out with a dog's ass

just another accepted form of marriage in San Francisco

what a disgusting fucked up place California is...

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Sega makes quality games

a false statement

look above

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Go make me a sandwich

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.

Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!

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make my impression felt

a trixie-ism.
to give you a piece of my mind.

and now it's time for me to make my impression felt. trixie said to pam.

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