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when a group of girls go out to a restrarant for drinking and leave their boyfriends/husbands behind, usually ending in 1 of 4 ways:
1: Girl passes out in a pool of their own vomit
2: A boyfriend/husband shows up and sees them
3: Girl cheats on boyfriend--Boy doesnt notice.
4: Girl cheats on boyfriend--Boy sees/figures out... and commits suicide.
1: *Throws up/passes out* Girl: "Lets go"
2: *Boy shows up* Girlfriend of boy: "Ahhh run dont let him see me!!"
3: *XXX* Girl: "Your much better than <Insert boy name here>!!"
4: *Boy finds out about XXX* Boy: "No... it cant be... *Kills self*
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Similiar to a one night stand,
Except being stopped halfway through and asked to leave
Man A- 'How did it go with that chick last night?'
Man B- 'Pah, it were horrible, I think my cock was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave'
Man A- 'Thats weak dude, I thought she was into you too'
Man B- 'Yep, just a half-night stand for me'
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A night where girls get together to talk about their boyfriends cheating on them.
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A night free from the literal and symbolic confines of significant other. Girl's Night Out had the same rules as Las Vegas; what happens on Girl's Night Out stays in Girl's Night Out. Men you sleep with on Girl's Night Out do not count towards your sexual partner count, getting smashingly drunk and showing your tits does not make you a slut on Girl's Night Out either, it makes you "fun". A Bachelorette Party is an example of GNO. Proper Attire: Sluttiest thing you can legally buy
"Honey, me and Trixie and Lou Lou are going out for Girl's Night Out while you watch the play offs. I love you..."
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A now stupid sketch comedy show. As Mad TV get steadily better ( Though is also still sucks), SNL gets increasingly worse. One lame sketch includes everyone dressing up as dogs and pretending to be in a restaurant, while everyone humps each other.
Did you watch SNL last night?
No...no, no, no no no no NO NO NO.
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The act of licking another person's anus.
Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.
Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.
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Trying to have a good night out spending as little as possible. e.g. starting off drinking at home, then sneaking into a smart night club until admission is free! Ideal if one is living in the city centre so no taxi has to be taken after and no jacket is required (no cloakroom charges)
Ive spent only a tenner last nite. I sneaked in before 11pm and the drinks were cheap. Now that was a proper Jewish night out!
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