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The tears of the superior race
The black man claimed he was drinking "white people tears". After taking a slurp, the black man wrenched in a fiery pain, the reaction was similar to a demon being soaked in holy water.
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Long, flowing, dark hair that many American Indian women wear. Often it can go down to her waist.
I thought she had long hair, and she turn around and she had cherokee people hair all over the place!
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Toilet Paper People are people who either wipe their asses with toilet paper hoping no turds get on their hands in the process or use someone else to do it because they can not find a better method or think of a better method. Normally these people are found wherever there are lots of disease or on the outskirts of it.
The one's who have other people wipe their ass for them are considered BETTER than the one's who have to clean up the shit for them. The problem and challenge is without an ass cam they are crazy for bending over with a dirty ass wiper behind them. Who knows how many asses the dirty ass wiper has touched and using toilet paper always leaves room for a slip of the finger or someone else's germs to get in + sabotage.
John: Hey look its Norman, did you know his wife cleans his asshole for him?
Paul: Ohhh that's gross, I just watched her eat a roast beef and american cheese sandwich with mayo that fell on the floor right after she picked up dog shit from her dog, touched all the railings in the building and went to the garbage room twice to rearrange the garbage for the people on her floor.
John: awww nasty.
Paul: No wonder why he thinks his shit don't stink.
John: Gross-Ass Toilet Paper People. When do they evolve?
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A magical land of obesity and fat people who are the perfect victims for yelling at.
My Dad: Lido!!!
Fat person: (looks at us strangely)
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Pair of shoes worn out on the outer sides. Do to weight being carried.
If other then sneakers, shoe will rest on side rather then flat on sole.
Weight of individual can be determine depending on the tilt of shoe.
Wow, size 16 in that dressing room. I can tell by the fat people shoes.
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A phrase with fresh meaning in 2020, when people all over the world are commanded by law to stay far away from each other, when the innocent presence of another human can cause your death.
The line is from Jean-Paul Sartre's 1944 play 'No Exit".
Having been friendly and gregarious all his life, he was now forced to acknowledge that, in the present moment, hell is other people.
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White people food. The term to describe food made by white people. Often used by people who point fingers and don’t realize that they’re the ones being racist. Seen as bland or just downright bad but often has no evidence to back up its claims and overlooks French, Italian and British cuisine and forgets about chefs like Gordon Ramsay and Bobby Flay. Never insult a French mans cooking!
White chef: Here is your food sir.
Customer of color: This shit is bland, get me some (insert trashy taste food here).
White chef: Have you tried it you uncultured swine.
Colored customer: no, it’s probably not seasoned. Ugh, White people food
White chef: Vous petite idiot. I seasoned it with my family’s secret spice.
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