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The poop you have the morning after consuming large quantities of drinks with vodka.
Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
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Cleaning up other dog's messes in addition to your own dog's production while walking your dog.
For what ever reason, there's always stray dog crap on the route I take my dogs, so I just poop it forward.
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The type of dress that slutty high school girls wear to homecoming or prom that is so short that when they sit down to take a poop, they don't even have to pull their dress up to go.
Do you see how short that girl's dress is? I would say that that is definitively a poop dress.
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is what eric at plaza tire does on the weekends with his homosexual posse..
hey bros you guys wanna get together in new melle and do that poop scissors again!
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Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
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a phrase meaning any type of alcoholic drinks you got or are getting, once your drunk you say dude im so pooped up, sort of like fucked up.. but..
yo son we got mad poop ups for this weekend! yehhhhh!
dude im so going to that dance pooped up'd yo no doubt..
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An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
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