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An old person who is lying on the floor in a pile of poop because they have fallen and can't get up to call 911 and nobody is around to help them. Sometimes they can spend days there and they will defecate while waving their arms and legs around in an attempt to get up which will spread the poop around in the shape of an angel.
"Hey you know that old lady down the street whose husband died a few years ago?"
"Ya?"
"Well I saw the paramedics over at her house so I asked them what was up and they said that she had been a poop angel for the last two days."
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The type of dress that slutty high school girls wear to homecoming or prom that is so short that when they sit down to take a poop, they don't even have to pull their dress up to go.
Do you see how short that girl's dress is? I would say that that is definitively a poop dress.
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is what eric at plaza tire does on the weekends with his homosexual posse..
hey bros you guys wanna get together in new melle and do that poop scissors again!
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The poop you have the morning after consuming large quantities of drinks with vodka.
Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
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Cleaning up other dog's messes in addition to your own dog's production while walking your dog.
For what ever reason, there's always stray dog crap on the route I take my dogs, so I just poop it forward.
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Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
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a phrase meaning any type of alcoholic drinks you got or are getting, once your drunk you say dude im so pooped up, sort of like fucked up.. but..
yo son we got mad poop ups for this weekend! yehhhhh!
dude im so going to that dance pooped up'd yo no doubt..
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