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(noun) Anal sex while standing.
I put her face into the goddamned wall, and depite my American locale I took a little swedish bike ride. Then I fucked her face a bit, shot her in the eye, n' slapped her til she cried a little.
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When you and your sexual partner are outside in a grassy area doing it doggy style, and the female orgasms, planting her face in the grass and effectively cutting it with her teeth. Process repeats in a new area, and the riding lawn mower is in action.
After they did the Riding Lawn Mower for a few hours, Andy and Vanessa could finally play soccer together on the newly cut lawn.
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During intercourse this is were the female is straddled (on top) over the male while his erect penis is inserted into her vagina. This position is usually done with the knowledge that the female is in control of the sexual activity.
Laura was Riding St. James last night.
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Having sex with someone that is in no way a virgin...
Man, she was a total carnival ride, cheap, dirty, and makes you sick the next day!
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When a person from Nebraska asks someone to ride in their truck then drive to the back country and rape the shit out of them....Thats about it
Hey Brianna you wanna Nebraska Truck Ride
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During sex between a man and a woman, the man starts singing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. As the girl is stunned, grab her by her pubic hair and drag her across the room.
"I gave my princess a magic carpet ride last night, she was screaming the entire way."
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Smokin' a gar straight to the dome, gettin' stupid zoot like a straight baby!
Last night my nigga Lysol wanted to Ghost Ride The Blunt. And I said, AHHHHH!
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