A salad which consists of only a head of lettuce (sometimes with ranch dressing dolloped on top, and/or bacon bits). Normally consumed by hand, without the use of utensils.
datrashmaaan eats his trash salad with pocket bacon and booster pack ranch
This is when you toss the salad of a midget.
So I was tossing the "side" salad last night and what do you know, Wizard of Oz came on the TV right after.
A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky
Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office
When a person Jack's off or ejaculates semen onto the salad and the so the called persons intimate partner eats the salad.
Asher why did you make a Salty salad
The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.
After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.
Shouting random incorrect answers during a quiz night in order to mislead opponents.
-I've heard them saying it's Jacob Rees Mogg's son.
-Be careful, they may be salading.
When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.
It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.
Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.
She received the salmon salad.