The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.
Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"
Slang term for the eating of ass
See God’s Salad Dressing for full combo
What’s for dinner stepmom?
God’s Salad sweetie
What a man or woman says when trying to pick up someone.
Hey girl, don't forget the ranch when you shake your salad!
1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.
2.)noun
A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.
1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.
2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.
when tears flow like you making a 5 onion salad
I was watching that cruise ship movie starring Leo with my GF. So many tears at the end i thought i was making a 5 onion salad.
A messed up looking pussy, but tight and wet as fuck
Man... That girl I saw last night had a Picasso Salad...
When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.