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A slang term for sucking dick.
"I'm not saying she's a whore, but she looks like she applies sausage lipstick every night."
Also, Sausages In Brown Sauce.
Anal Sex
Hi. My name is Erik. I am the Phantom of the Opera House. I like my Sausages and Brown Sauce.
A unique type of measuring system used to determine the length of a penis. Each mans penis is equivalent to a certain amount of Denny sausages. The curve of a penis is also taken into factor which is what makes the Denny technique much more accurate than the commonly known ruler measuring system.
I had to break up with him after all he only measured up to 2 Dennie's sausages!
When someone gives a reach around while the man is cooking breakfast.
Pedro gave Carl a Spanish Sausage and they didn't eat until brunch.
Condimenting the male genitalia with ketchup, mustard, and relish for another person to enjoy.
Dude, my girl only likes blowing me if I have a Pembroke sausage.
A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".
I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs
Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.
You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.
You: Okay.
You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.
Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.
You: OMG! So true