grope-slap

A grope-slap is when someone rejects a groping by someone. Often used when someone is groped in public. Mostly used to ward away perverts and unwanted touches by people of the opposite sex. The slap of a grope-slap is eqivilant in power to that that of a yeti slap and a chimp slap.

Kyle: Hey Talia, come here.
Talia: What?
Kyle: *gropes*
Talia: *slaps*
Random person: You've been grope-slapped! Congradulations!
Kyle&Talia: WTF?

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slap kiss

when someone kisses their hand then skips you across the face transferring the kiss (not really)

yesterday Josh gave me a slap kiss

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slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

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Phone Slap

The Act of Slapping someone with a flip phone That Can Flip With a Button

Slapper: Dude Check out What My Phone Can Do!

Victim: What Can it Do!?


Slapper: "Phone Slap" *Slap*

Victim: Asshole!

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Rafi-Slap

Weird STD, which you get from Rafi slapping your genitals.
The effects involve involuntary desires to shake, juggle, shimmy, and gyrate, leaving your friends in utter confusion.

"ahh my girl friend got Rafi-Slapped and now shes all up on me like a freak!"

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pitch slap

A swift pimp slap followed up by a hard bitch slap XD

Dude... I totally pitch slapped her ass

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Bitch Slap

A "Bitch Slap" is for slapping bitches, be them men, women, and/or of the both/neither variety. America is credited with inventing the bitch slap, dawning from when the colonial rebels would bitch slap torries and say "Getteth the hell away from me lest I make you a woman!" The use of the "Bitch Slap" has expanded for use by gangs on rival gangs, vigilantes on wife beaters, and high-rank government officials at U.N. summits on reporters.

G.W. Bush to reporter: "Get out my face, bitch!" proceded by a back-handed "Bitch Slap".

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