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waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017


MuahLonnBexplosion show in little AMERICA doubjrag BeJripyTomBLack

explosion 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 show in little AMERICA doubjrag bejripytomblack ninja 🥷. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA doubjrag bejripytomblack. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by LBJAY August 5, 2024


MuahLonnBexplosion show in little AMERICA doubjrag BeJripyTomBLack

explosion 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 🧨 show in little AMERICA doubjrag bejripytomblack ninja 🥷. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA doubjrag bejripytomblack. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by LBJAY August 5, 2024


Punch and Judy Show

When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it’

I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024


show-dogging

The act of cupping or fondling one's testicles. The word is derived from the practice of dog show judges physically displaying male dog's testicles during competition.

1.) My girlfriend was show-dogging me right there in the movie theater. 2.) My brother has no manners - he walked out of his room this morning, show-dogging himself in front of everyone.

by adguy70 March 14, 2014


National Show Your Phone Background day

On the 20th of April, No matter what, you must show everyone your phone background.

Yeah.

Bobby: Look at my phone's background, it's that National Show Your Phone Background day
Billy: Yo it better not be that hentai one again!
Bobby: shit fam gotta blast frick

by fart face llolol April 20, 2019


National show boobs day

The day where everyone shows their boobs. If asked by a guy they must show their boobs. oct 27.

Oh hey it’s national show boobs day

by October 28, 2020