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The assholes that post on this site so faithfully that they probably devote more time to thinking up useless definitions to stupid non-existant words than too getting themselves laid, which in all honesty would probably do them good.
What an urbandic(k), I bet he hasn't spooged in over a year, let alone gotten any of the glorious poon-tang out there, that makes being human worthwhile.
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K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.
My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some K-Y Jelly to add moisture.
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Verb: to party or show symptoms or intentions of partying. Can be used in past tense to descibe being partied out.
I am going to straight up Andrew W. K. this charity event.
Everyone was all Andrew W. K.'d the next day at work.
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The most badass President in history. When elected, he said that he will only serve one term and promised to make the US a continental power. In four years, Oregon, Washington, California, Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Idaho, New Mexico, Texas, and parts of Wyoming were part of the United States. He died three months later. He could kill a man by just staring at him.
Who was the most badass president in US history? James K. Polk!!!
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11th president of the United Sates; also said to be the first white man to have a Chinese character as a tattoo.
President James K. Polk is fucking awesome!
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When you fart in a crowded room and nobody says anything, but a dog comes up and sniffs your ass.
"Dude, did you smell that offduty K-9?"
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the worlds greatest breakfast cereal.
a perfect combination between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
originally made by the man/legend colm o'sullivan
guy 1: dude, whats that?!?
guy 2;its coco-crunchy-k! a mix between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
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