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A small, private Baptist college located in the town of Boiling Springs.
Gardner-Webb University is located in a one stoplight town
Originally the Dayton branch campus for both Miami University (Oxford, OH) and Ohio State University. Athletic teams compete in the Horizon League. Right State, Wrong School...
I'm going to Wright State University right now, hoping to transfer soon.
Where the girls are half as smart as the ones at UofM and therefore twice as likely to blow you.
Freshman: Did you go to the spring fling last semester?
Senior: No but, I got a blow job from half the girls on the Michigan State University dance team.
USM is not full of rich snobs. I use to go to a public school but then i swithed cause my fammily went there. and by the way most of my best friends are at public schools. and not a lot of us wear seven jeans. we arent very preppy either what so ever we just have a uniform that makes us look preppy. its not that we are to rich to go to public schools its just the school we want to go to. we also dont spend summers at exprensive lake houses. i dont know of anyone in my grade that had a really big lake house or even a really big house. just because we go to one of the best and most expensive schools doesnt mean that we are all the things you say about us. we dont act the way you think we do. we are all really nice. we wear regular clothes to just like yours. we wear abercrombie, american eage, hollister, old navy, aeropostale, j crew etc. we do wear some lilly, polo and other stores but thats because we need polo shirts for our uniform and we just get them there. so all of you guys spreading roomers about USM. just please stop it!
University school of milwaukee is not full of rich snobs!!!!
Place where the administration will charge students for everything including the air they breathe. A private institution for kids whose parents have more money than time and for Northwestern rejects.
Student A: Where do you go?
Student B: Loyola University Chicago
Student A: Yea, I got rejected from Northwestern too.
A private Christian school in Lakewood, Colorado. Known for it's exploitation of it's students through the facade of faith and Christian principles for financial gain. This once phenomenal institution for one to experience true integration of faith and learning through diverse interesting opinionated staff, deep intellectual courses, and considerate honorable student body has recently fallen into a student body of vipers, brain washing narrow minded professors, and corrupt and/or naive administration who see the students who attend as nothing more than dollar signs.
Girl:"I've had such a terrible time getting my class schedule together this semester. It's like my LDC advisor just wants me to stay in school so I'll pay and really isn't interested in offering me good advice for my college career."
Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."
A school that will accept anyone who is willing to pay the high tuition and or is fortunate enough to pay out of pocket without one of their generous scholarships that 90% of the student body is on. A school, which tries to act like a University but, in the end, they really are an average college in Queens pumped up on steroids. At the most random places throughout the campus, there will be Indians bowing down on the floor as if they are visually seeing Christ’s body. People on campus think it is normal to be have a Redneck, African American, Asian, and Indian sit at a lunch table together and be friends. Coming to class slightly sweaty in a t-shirt and workout pants is considered classy. The only place in all of NYC were wearing all red does not signify that you are part of the Bloods. Completely possible to not show up to class in a 50-person classroom and just come in on the last day of class to take the final and end up passing the course when class participations consist of 25% of the overall grade. Every student thinks they must be part of an organization that is related to their major or they will never land a job after graduation. Students are amazed at how spectacular the DAC is, when in reality, it is a giant building that is 2 years old, with white slate floors that have already turned completely black due to the cleaning service only cleaning once per week.
"Where do you go to school Jonny?" "St. John's University!" "That sucks, try not to get blown up, they got terrorists over there!"