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When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.
Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”
A term used for respond when smartasses point out your grammar mistakes using you're
"Your as mild as Classic Lays"
"You're* not good at grammar"
"You're can go fuck yourself"
Can give sarcasm but cant take it
To initiate sex.
This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.
Girl: Hey you're cute.
Boy: Thanks, can I jump your fence?
Girl: Sure :)
Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.
He was packing a soda can in his pants
Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.
Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?
Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
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"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.
"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."
"Oh, and he bites."
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