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man i love eating cock and being the best because i’m cool. and also i’m a God.
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GOD SPEED THE PLOW -- "God speed the plough, 'a wish for success or prosperity,' was originally a phrase in a 15th-century song sung by ploughmen on Plough Monday, the first Monday after Twelfth Day, which is the end of the Christmas holidays, when farm laborers returned to the plough. On this day ploughmen customarily went from door to door dressed in white and drawing a plough, soliciting 'plough money' to spend in celebration.
Person #1: You know that cool guy Jake we met at the party who is still in high school? Get this - he has started dating this good looking college girl.
Person #2: Wow. Gods Speed, Jake...
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Lamb of God are good. Full stop. End. That should be enough. But I see atleast 2 complete and total anal bacteria who have a problem with the band. Firstly, anyone who describes them as a pop band has serious reality issues. N-sync are a pop band. Lamb of God play their own instruments, write their own music and scream their own lyrics. And these lyrics are lyrics that have to be screamed "show me how it hurts to rot from the inside out," so forget about singing them. If you want to listen to a great metal band, download 'Vigil'. If you want to whine and complain because you cant do any better, put the shotgun in your mouth now.
"Lamb of God blew the fuck out of download 2005! Back next year?"
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A term for creating or destroying at will, without thinking of illegal consequences. Some one who thinks oneself is god.
Adolf Hitler was playing god til U.S. crushed his Nazi ass.
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Hamster God is literally god when you're on ecstacy.He is thee mighty powerful one.He's in his yellow hamster ball but he's so powerful and mentally advanced that he uses his mind to just float in the center of it.Hamster=nucleus of the atom
Picture yourself as the nucleus of an atom.With all the electrons surrounding you in a ball and like you're completely in the center of it.
But the hamster is the nucleus inside his hamster ball.
I feel so invincible inside my electron cloud.
I feel like Hamster God.
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Omg did you pray today?
To Who?
The Only Gods
Oh you mean BTS? Yeah I did.
Ok good.
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A dismissive term, used when you don't want to hear what someone has to say.
Person A: But I found it first, it's mine.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell god
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