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When an uncut man catches his cum in his foreskin. Then holds it till soft. After that he pisses a little into the foreskin. The man shakes his foreskin around stirring the contents around inside. He then releases the mixture into a shot glass for someone to drink.
I went up to the bar and asked for a Golden White Shot.
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the seattle seahawks of the NBA: every year they spend a lot of money on good players, but still suck
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A place of prison and hell, most of the kids who actually try with the school stuff are either nerds, white kids, cringy outcasts, teacher pets, or kids of the staff. The school is located in Visalia California and it along with every other school in the same system is corrupt and deserves to be destroyed.
"Hey are you going to Golden West Highschool?"
"No because its students are fags"
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Friend - you gonna Golden opportunity in Buffalo tonight?
Chris - probably not =\
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When you find a hot Hispanic homeless chick so you throw down some tortilla crumbs to get her to bend over then you fuck her till you nut. Then steal her change cup and run
The other day I saw this chick in the Taco Bell parking lot so I gave her the spicy golden pigeon and then got more tacos
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my overweight golden retriver.
i have a fat golden dog.
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When a man urinates a hot steamy stream into a woman's bunghole, hence giving her one hot golden brown eye in the bobby.
He gave her a "golden brown eye" and she was pissing out her ass for weeks. "Man did you hear, he gave her the good bobby last night."
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