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When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham
A group of terrorists known for members resembling the back end of a pig
The squealing of the Ham-Ass idiots could be heard halfway around the world
Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas
Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!
Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.
“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”
Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.
The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.
When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions
My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.
When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy