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When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.
After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).
It’s a idiom for being wet, literally
“ People with curly hair and braces make a tear down my leg. “
tear drop down my leg = I’m sooo wet for him
Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.
Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."
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To fail horribly, to mess up, to lose, to do a bad job, etc etc etc
"You guys can't shit down your leg at this show. You need to practice and you need to get your songs dialed"
"I shit down my leg every time I try to talk to a girl"
"I went to 360 indy off the quarterpipe and shit down my leg"
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To make an attempt at something and fail.
"You said you were going to do well at your interview but instead you shit down your leg."
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Someone whose terrible at sex.
Man I hooked up with that Jesse kid last night and he really reminded me of a "three legged turtle". It was terrible
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A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.
Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?
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