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When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.
Waiter: Would you like more coke?
You No thank you I'm fine.
Waiter: okay...
***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.
You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill
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The act of never being seen, heard, felt or smelt.
We ninja bong'd the whole night. No one even knew we were there.
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A white guy that dates middle eastern men or women
He is dating a middle eastern woman again. He must be a sand ninja.
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noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail
The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!
I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...
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Totally going bonkers. Bouncing off the walls hyperactivity. Very angry or happy. Based on a cult video of a ninja kitten dancing to the ska genre comedy song Flip out like a Ninja by the band Seven Seconds Of Love. Noted also for winning it's legal battle with the Coca-cola company over the song's use in a commercial.
1.Dad's doing a ninja flipout over my report card, I actually got A's this time.
2. He's ninja flipout over the Concert tickets he won off the radio contest.
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Nuclear Ninja: Nuclear News Is Never Just Accepted
Too question everything that is NEWS about Nuclear!
The Nuclear Fascists say that nuclear reactors are safe but the Nuclear Ninja know better; on has only to look at the TRIPLE meltdown in Japan to that that is just Nuclear Baloney (NB)...
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A fo-ninja is a fake-ass, wannebe ninja who believes that they are capable of awesome ninja like feats but in reality are idiots who perform dangourous stunts say and talk the way they think real ninjas talk and are always hurting themselves.
jeb is such a fo-ninja he started talking like naruto jumped on a wall then fell off and broke his fatass.
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