Random
Source Code
Random
To go around in life as a worthless lazy bum who refuses to do any work.
Quit piece of shitting around, Dave Bliss! You’re leaving a piece of shit trail everywhere you go!
A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
1👍 2👎
something you say when u see a fine looking girl
damn! do u see that girl over there!?
Who? That F.A.D. Piece?!
yeah! she really fine!
A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy
“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”
A short girl that is usually a furry secretly she only like tennis boys and hangs out with a sad bitch ass replica of her
Oh Reese pieces
That dirty little slut that does all the things your wife or girlfriend won’t do. She knows you have other fuck buddies but she doesn’t care. She uses you as much as you use her.
You can stay with your basic bitch but make sure you get yourself a sliiide piece.
Gotta get me a sliiide piece!
- @PYGMusic