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Insult - derogatory term for someone who is offensive to one's senses.
Often abbreviated to 'Sack of Unwanted'
Fuck off! You sack of unwanted horse piss!
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A child of a douchebag and a whore
J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!
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The song 'Old Town Road' has a line 'I Got Horses In The Back', normally used as a meme.
Dunkan: Hey Frank, where are the horses?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?
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a phrase used describing a very very sad group of people with horse masks on. or they are very very sad furries.
person 1 :"they look like approximately 27 sobbing horses"
person 2 :"yeah it's probably because the horse-masks are not popular anymore"
The proper third line to a haiku.
Today was so mid
Nothing was very goated
I could eat a horse
A sex act, which is highly dangerous and should only be attempted by experienced individuals. The woman gets on all fours and uses both her hands to stretch her asshole as wide as possible. The man stands about 10-20ft behind her and masturbates until the point of edging. When the man is about to cum, he sprints towards his lady and jousts his erect cock all the way into her asshole and ejaculates. The force of the simultaneous joust and ejaculation is what ends the Trojan War.
I was watching a documentary about the Trojan War when my girlfriend walked into the room and sat on my lap.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.
Something you suggest when you have no fucking idea how the game charades works
It's your round. Why don't you mime "Catching a fox on a horse hunt". That will be fun for everyone.
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