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An infatuation with a pornographic actress (or actor I suppose) resulting in meaningless hours of porn viewing of the same scenes.
I missed work three days this week feeding my porn crush on Lezley Zen.
I spent my college tuition watching Brooke Haven.
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A video of cows humping for pleasure or reproduction. Originally from Russia, it migrated to the dirty minded citizens of America.
My Dad uploaded a cow porn video on YouTube
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watching two people have a long, rational talk about sexual intercourse
whenever i watch oral porn, my tongue gets an erection
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When your buddy gets dumped by his girlfriend. And rather than get back out there, chasing tail, he wallows in self pity and masturbates himself to sleep every night.
The only known cure for porn valley syndrome (PVS) is to turn off the porn and go find some strange.
"Hey, what happened to Frank? He used to hang out all the time."
"His girlfriend dumped him. He's been stuck in the porn valley for months now."
"He needs to man up. Climb the other hill and meet some real girls."
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Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.
There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.
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The act of logging onto a designer/brand website and filling your shopping basket with every item of clothing you see that you like just to see how much money it would cost if money was no object. Similar in respects to food porn in that it just involves looking at different clothes and drooling because your wardrobe is disgustingly empty.
A student looks at clothing porn because he has no clean clothes to wear in real life.
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Content that is often conspiratorial and about the end of the world in some way. Highly addictive for its paranoia and disassociating side affects.
Joe's into flatearth fear porn even though he knows it's retarded.
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