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a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus
" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."
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one who puts their head into the toilet after filling it up
Did you see Roger turd hog after slamming the commode?
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When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!
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The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.
Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.
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There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"
A huge larger that life turd produced by a huge larger than life size man or by an average sized man but took him hours of work to get it out.
It is called a dude turd because when you see it you exclam about the one who made it dude!
A big man's been in here look at that dude turd. And he frogot to flush.
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When completing anal sex, the male removes his member and discovers fecal matter on the tip.
I got done pounding her brown-eye, only to pull out and see a fuck turd stuck to the end of my dick.
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