water rat

Derogatory Australian slang for a ship's prostitute. A female who hangs around the commercial waterfront selling sexual favours to sailors, usually ship's crews from cargo vessels.

Susie is a water rat. She has been locked up by the vice squad at least six times.

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Moth Water

This one girl in my English class had a moth in her water bottle and drank it. If your reading this Hi you know who you are!

me: Anna guess what?
Anna: (feed up with us) what?...
Me: Moth water
The rest of the table who knows the joke starts laughing.

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Water sausage

Any person. Comes from the fact that we are nothing but meat and water encased in skin, much like a hot dog or sausage

Guy 1: hey, what's up water sausage?

Guy 2: Not much, you?

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water head

Somebody with a big ass head

Raz-B from B2k got a water head

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Water Sniffer

A term used to describe narcs with no friends that have nothing better to do than attempt to catch high school bros trying to get fucked up. Said narcs creep around sniffing every water bottle they can get their filthy hands on. They then return home and beat their children.

George: Yo that water sniffer's at it again, he just sniffed my water bottle and went home to beat the shit out of his children

Peter: What'd he beat them with?

George: Bricks of cocaine that he confiscated from kids earlier this month

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nickel water

The metallic saliva that fills your mouth pre-vomit, named due to its similarity to the taste of a handful of wet nickels.

I knew that last bite of Ninja Turtle birthday cake wasn't going to stay down when the nickel water started. I barfed up most of Leonardo's face before I felt better.

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kangen waters

They are ionized alkaline and acidic waters produced through electrolysis. The Enagic water machine produces these waters. These waters can be used for various purposes, including drinking, cooking, beauty, and cleaning. "Kangen" means 'return to origin' in Japanese, and that is exactly what this extraordinary water does for your body.

I use and drink Kangen waters
With a pH of 8.5-9.5, this type of water is perfect for drinking and healthy cooking. It works to restore your body to a more alkaline state, which optimizes health.
Strong kangen alkaline water pH of 9.5
kangen alkaline water pH of 9.0
Neutral alkaline water pH of 8.5
Acidic water
Strong acidic water

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