the yellow one who isn't in mesmerizer

Nickname for fanloid Akita Neru. Literally just high pitched miku.

Twitter User: Miku song of the day: triple baka by LamazeP
Including miku! Teto! And the yellow one who isn't in mesmerizer!!

Twitter User 2: HER NAME IS AKITA NERU GOD DAMN IT

jannah (not heaven, our friend who is tootalicious)

jannah is an absolute toot BOMB.. we love jannah but shes kind of funky. we want to yell at jannah (with love) kind of a skibidi toilet kid.,... jk..... maybe.....

girl 1: jannah (not heaven, our friend who is tootalicious) is there shes a bit of a toot bomb!
girl 2: a little funky. we love her

National appreciate the person who likes you day

February 22nd is National appreciate the person who likes you day. Even if you rejected them. So go ahead and appreciate them so that they feel better.

Person 1:Hey! It’s National appreciate the person who likes you day!

Person 2: Hey I really appreciate you

reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

who should have never been born

gingers

who should have never been born : gingers

Cat who ate the canary

Self satisfied, pleased with one’s self.

My son looked like a cat who ate the canary when we found him with a plate of cookies.

who named me?

This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"

Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."