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Ass crack

A persons fashion and or style

Damn I love ur ass crack

by Skizzy February 2, 2023


whole head ass

a phrase used most likely used against someone acknowledging that they are an asshole

Boi you are a whole head ass

by avl.alexx December 16, 2017


Lazy ass

This definition

I can’t be bothered to explain how to use “lazy ass

by Someone who is WAY TOO bored June 27, 2021


Lazy-ass

Person who tell you that he will come to a group reunion but he never show up and never help in the project

Dany: When will Carlos come?
Miguel: He will never come, is a lazy-ass

by Guismo March 14, 2017


ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020


watch your ass

Watch your back

"I am going to raid them"
"Well, so watch your ass"

by Alhind69 July 4, 2022


“Something to be” looking ass

When somebody has a neat buzz cut, fully exposing the forehead

That “something to be” looking ass dude over there just said that Foster The People is the best band in the world

by DsDirtyDan July 9, 2019