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The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle
Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice
A menthol body wash that makes your junk tingle.
I got a date after the game, hand me some of that mint dick.
when you get scared af n yo dick get hard
“ts just gave me a tension dick
The semi that men get from the anticipation of an upcoming trip to the worlds most liberated city.
Alan "can't wait for Phil's stag weekend in the Dam, gonna get smoked out and taters deep into those ladies in the windows"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"
“i love when i feel that insane 😍dick magician, alex, inside of me”
“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
A rare case in which a man's genitalia is extraordinarily long, to the point of it being almost painful
gir 1: Hey how was the hook up?
girl 2: Great! He had a Camden's Dick