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Today is a day where you can create art and sell it, present it, worship it or hang it up on a wall. Today is a day to just stop and appreciate art.
Hannah: Hey, it's national art day!
Friend: Oh really?
Hannah: Wanna paint together?
Friend: I thought you'd never ask!
Girls need to send a bikini pic to a boy
Boyfriend: it's national bikini day can I have a pic
Girlfriend: sure
20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day
it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day
This is a day where you are nice, that day is on Jan 4
Girl:hey did you know that it’s be nice day
Boy:oh really that’s cool
Girl:mhm!
Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th
I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!
Celebrated on the 14th of February, to show appreciation for all the war crimes we commit.
You better hide this War Crime Day Fritz you little shit.
Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.
I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.