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packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes

Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.

by Welchling July 4, 2015


ass-hole surprise

Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.

"Man, Jessica was so pissed, when I gave her an ass-hole surprise"

by Christianusaf March 17, 2016


Goofy ass nigga

Jaden Wesley-Branch

He is being a goofy ass nigga right now

by mikimine July 4, 2022


Horrible? YOUR ASS!

Horrible? YOUR ASS! Is used when exactly a person which could be your sibling, parents, cousin, aunt, friends or anyone that say a beautiful thing/cute thing is horrible, then you answer back with an "horrible? Your ass" in order to disagree with the person

Classmate 1: That boy's outfit is HORRIBLE!

Me: Horrible? YOUR ASS! that is beautiful, fits him a lot!

by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS January 19, 2023


wannabe wikipedia ass

when your ass is so fat its close enough to be compared to the index of the wikipedia page
meant to be a compliment

similar to “wow your ass is so cute”

shes such a wannabe wikipedia ass”
wow…that is def a wannabe wikipedia ass”

by rawr1975 March 13, 2023


flat ass bookin

Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.

*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”

by trparky February 17, 2021


ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.

I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019