The day upon which we celebrate all things Darby. Reserved for hot blondes that recently got a dream job. In 2020, this day coincides with Valentines Day, but VD is gay so real ones celly Darby Day.
Dude1: you man you taking that chick out for Valentines Day?
Dude2: Fuck that weak shit. It’s Darby Day, son!
national carter day is a day to celebrate carter being tazs amazing friend
omg did u hear its national carter day?
Everyone has to punch a boy on 28th of February otherwise they get to say something they hate about you.
Fiona: It’s national punch day
Olivia: Oh yea. Let’s go punch a boy before they say something they hate about you!
person1 oh my days what happen to your face
person 2 slamed it
On 19th of November, You will be blessed with the permission to explode one woman, with a napalm bomb, or a tub of mustard gas,
Bob: Hey, its Explode a Woman day, Let's Explode Your Ex
Bill: Sure, I'll buy the bomb
April 22 is Spam Your Bestfriend Day. Whether its on social media, or constant calling, spam your best friend and annoy the crap out of them.
I can't wait to annoy them tomorrow, its Spam Your Bestfriend Day!!
Hypercube day is the day after Boxing Day, coined by Brady Haran (and to a lesser extent CGP Grey) in the awesome podcast called Hello Internet.
It is the 27th of December.
Called this because of the imagery of a box (as in Boxing Day), inside another box.
boy: I'm going to go for a walk in the woods on Hypercube Day bye!
girl: Wait you forgot your hotstopper