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Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
When your penis is pulled out or falls out of your clothing
She wanted to see it so I pulled my dick out
when a man fucks a woman (or another man) until it hurts so he has to tap out
Girl 1: is sex still good with your boyfriend?
Girl 2: oh yeah, we fucked all until he dick out.
Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.
"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"
"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."
A guy who cheats on his woman, typically with somebody else who has a penis.
gay or sus person.. that hasn’t came out the closet ( you say this as a joke )
him: period ah period uh
me: you a lil dick in the booty typa boy huh?
A penis with a bloch, large freckle, or discoloration on it from masterbation, hand jobs, or aggressive . The best perni are like the best dogs.
I knew it would be good sex cause he had a Dalmatian dick, he’s defiantly had it around the block.