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A penis with spots, discoloration, and/or freckles from aggressive masterbation or aggressive sexy.
I had an aggressive handjobs from my partner and now I have Dalmatian dick.
An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain
Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?
Yea what a dick terrorist.
Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time
Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick
A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.
If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!
A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.
Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?
To wipe your asshole after with a dick. Just like toliet paper except with a dick.
1) Frank used Jared as a dick wipe.
2) D-PLY