1. What you call someone when your highly upset with them and you can't really come up with anything better to say because others words don't really apply to them. (informal Roast )
Note: This Phrase can be highly offensive to some niggas to use precaution.
2. A man who tends to shame a woman's appearance
3. A man trying to tell a woman how she should be and or present herself
4. Someone semi hypocritical towards the opposite sex
The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
Extremely rude or impolite; rude can also be substituted for other adjectives
Scott didn't even say thank you for the drink I bought him, real ass rude.
A Funny Way of Saying soild liquid gas
It's Soild liquid Ass Not soild liquid gas
A person who can’t sit still, and always has to be busy.
My wife’s such a worm ass, she can’t relax.
A white boy that Is friends with gang members
That kid Brian is a dookie ass white boy
On October 7th any guy can go over to any girl and bite her ass hard and they can’t say anything about it !
Hey babe! Its Bite Ass Day, I like your butt cheeks, they look juicy
*bites down hard on her ass*