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To wipe your asshole after with a dick. Just like toliet paper except with a dick.
1) Frank used Jared as a dick wipe.
2) D-PLY
When you take a fat shit in ur girls mouth
Yo hie imma going dick twister ur mouth bitch
An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience
*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*
“ahh dick kittens”
Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!
Dick kittens!
When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.
Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.
When a guy thinks he had sex with a chick, but discovers he was with a pre op tranny.
Dude thought he took a hottie home from the bar but he got dick tricked.
an expression used to say that person can do bits with ur dick
she can totally have this dick
The list of willing male sexual partners that one has the ability to sort through when sexual interaction is desired.
"Nikki has been texting alot lately. I think her dick well has dried up".