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Nigger fishing originated in the northern states, it consist of a minimum of four pick up trucks the leader flys a rebel flag out of his truck while one guy sits in the back with KFC chicken an malt liquor. Once the niggers start to gather up in a pile, you set out a big net tryin to catch as many as you can. You can only keep the legal ones example the nigger must measure at least 12 inches tall an no maximum height no age limit, your limited to 200,000 metric tons a day.
Hey John ya Matt, lets get the guys together an try our hand at nigger fishing. Ya Matt I here the niggers are running hot this time of year.
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a turd
i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me
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using a coat hanger to give yourself and abortion
"I couldn't afford and abortion, so I had to go fishing."
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Typically a bass which is under 8 inches in length
Bro fishing has been tough today all I've been catching are flair fish
It's like a butthole but on a fish
Guy1: I like fish buttholes
Guy2: Kill yourself
When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.
Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.
A Polygamist woman with 2 husbands
"Gottdamnit, BillyBob y'all shouldnta married that tramp y'all making a fish sandwich outta her"