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It's where your wife keeps your balls once you get married.
My wife keeps a lock on the ball jar to keep me in line.
My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.
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A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.
His girlfriend had left him with blue balls, so I took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. We both felt better after that.
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really big black guy nuts or something you say when you are really pissed off
God damnit i lost! Nigga balls!
Yo u have nice nigga balls!
Fuck! Nigga Balls!
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When stupid mexicans start a pick up game of soccer wherever the hell they feel like it.
John: Hey Mike, the mexicans are playing soccer in the street again.
Mike: God I hate it when mexicans play god damn beaner ball.
John: Yeah me too. We should just send them back to Mexico.
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Like blue balls but from only getting hard ons looking at toss material of singer/actress Beyonce Knowles and not relieving yourself. Very painful.
Jay-Z got Beyonce balls from walking around with a hard on all day thinking about Beyonce and not relieving himself.
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reference to the vast expansion of pupils usually due to drug use. Your eyes are eightballed when there is little to no color left around the pupil.
Don't try to tell me your not fucked up your eyes are still eight balled
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When Chewbacca roars at your nuts and they shrivel up into cowardly little hairy Ewok puffs.
Man, I was battling the Empire and accidentally shot Chewie in the ankle with my laser gun. He grabbed me and threw me across the room. Then he roared at my nuts and they shriveled up into little puff balls.
They were Ewok balls.
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