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Text messaging an ex ad nauseum during a night of heavy drinking and finding out what you said in the morning when you scroll through your messages.
Every time I get loaded, I send text messages to my ex in an attempt to entice him or to get an invite for a booty call. I always regret it in the morning, but cannot seem to stop myself, thereby d-railing any progress I have made to separate myself from the relationship.
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Apparently an increasingly popular hip-hop culture inspired nickname for a man named Derek, created by pronouncing the first syllable with a long e instead of the schwa e. A play on words relating to the act of "wrecking" when mixing vinyl, also called a "trainwreck."
That DJ had the mix tight for a while but then all of the sudden he pulled a D-wreck.l
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Short for douche-bag. Usually gets more of a rise out of people
Dude, your being a total d-bag...
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Going to the toilet for a number two, taking a shit or having a pooh.
Described thus as the Mcdonald's(Mickey D) patties resemble an aesthetically pleasing turd.
I'm off for a Mickey D
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passing out at a bar on a chick with at least "d" cups because you cant hold your head up anymore
David: dam im tore up, can i take a D stand until i wake up?
Tracey: yeah thats fine, take your time boo
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When you want to enter the most awesome state, but the developers won’t allow strong bases in because the state has reached its maximum awesome level. Often associated with state 801.
“This state a strong, and powerful except for Ride. We should stop other cool cats and kittens from joining in so it doesn’t become so awesome that it ruin all other states!” -Developers
“Wow, I was all ready to bring my base, then I got 801’d ” - said everyone
“The developers really know how to screw over the good players, I just got 801’d ” said all the Cool people.
“Man, this state is awesome, but how did Ride get in here?... not because he would be 801’d , but because this state is awesome, and he is... Ride” - Everyone
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