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Biggest titted person in the world
Jakes mom has a big ass and tits
When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.
Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”
A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.
Bro your mom is hot, maybe she will come smoke with me in the shaggin wagon (big jake)
Jake Daniel Rowley is the greatest person to ever exist. He has the best friends in the world (Nuno, Ffiôn, jayjay, the list goes on because he’s so popular) however, his greatest asset is his 25 inch pump action yogurt rifle! Legend has it girls feel a sudden urge to drop trou and hop on his slong. He also has the cutest dog in the world and her name is Lemmy.
Wow I wish I was like Jake Rowley