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A euphemism for male masturbation, used in Robin Williams' standup comedy.
I spent five hours playing a first person shooter last night
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Someone who is a hazard to navigation because they are trying to walk while using a cellphone, palm pilot, or similar device that uses up their limited attention span. Completely oblivious to their surroundings and often causing others to negotiate around them or risk collision.
Friggin' PEDestrians are always causing accidents. Good thing they don't chew gum too.
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March 29th is the international "Punch a French Person"-Day.
"I saw this French Person walking down the Street, so I punched him in the Face cause it was Punch a French Person Day."
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november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers
“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”
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The Homo Sapien of the most badness or inferiority to be alive or have ever been alive.
As for the guy who invented fake X buttons and skip buttons on advertisements, he's the worst person to ever live.
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This is heard when someone's MP3 player, on their cell phone goes off in their pocket or purse, most usually unbeknownst to them, and they are now walking along with their own music playing out loud, like an individual's theme music in a movie or TV show might have.
Mary should be here any minute.
How do you know?
I hear her Personal Walking Theme Music, oh, here she is!
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A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.
Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery
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