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Andrew is the sexiest man on the Syracuse men's rowing team and also pulls the most bitches out of everyone. he also is super smart and funny and hard working and genuine and you will never find an intellect like him. he is ALWAYS right so if you argue with him you might as well give up. His massive penis makes for a slightly injury-prone back but trust me when hes up hes got a third leg!
Andrew furlow is in my anatomy class and i just want him to choke me so badddddddddd
Andrew is a shy kind of person if you meet one he will be very shy at the beginning but when you get to know him you will know that he is an amazing person to be around. He is very kind and knows what things to say at the right time
I've never seen anyone as shy as andrew
Me:Hey Andrew! My Frend :)
Andrew: Dominic Is a Wigger
Me:I know right xDDDD
The kind of guy to get all sweaty when seeing black people, or having to brush his teeth which are rotting out of his fat milky round head. When his mother tells him to behave, he crunches her fingers backwards and runs away. A small, small, dog runs up at steals hot dogs out of his hands every day leaving him with just the bun. Lastly he thinks he looks like Andrew Garfield. ( I asked.)
There's andrew again, screaming about how I'm gonna die at a chicken nugget party.
Andrew’s are usually mild mannered average people that tend to fit into the grey area between extroverts and introverts. However they’re fucking awesome to hang out with, one minute they’re telling side splitting jokes and the next they’re roasting everyone with their sharp wit and talking about how many women they’ve porked. They usually have a few close friends that are more important to them than their own family. They are usually the chef of their friend group because they love food and they’ll be making the tastiest fucking sandwiches that ever grace the earth.
they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
Andrew: man I need to break it off with my girlfriend, she’s fucking crazy.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
That one kid you don’t let sit at your table at Denny’s.
Hey there’s Andrew let’s make sure he doesn’t sit here.