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Officially known as an anal stretching ring. A device used for that purpose, to stretch - and keep it loose enough - one's anus in preparation for anal sex. Serves the same purpose as a anal/butt plug. Comes in various sizes and can be made from different materials.
The doctor used an anal ring to prep me for my enema. (read this in a book)
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The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
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having a big nob shuved into ur ass
having sex with king kong would be being anal beasting
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Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency plus mayonnaise. The mayonnaise is a must!!
she sucked my dick after we had anal sex and she said she loved the taste of anal colada and wants some more!! omg i love you!
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where one may put any flavor of cake on their penis ( erected cock ) and insert it into a women/mans ass-hole, while a third part begins to lick the caked penis while it is still lodged in the anal cavity.
like a three some, but with a twist of " Cake anal" to it.
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A strong sexual desire to be anal penetrated.
It is common for a bottom to be anal horny.
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A person who is being discourteous and very annoying. Usually in a situation where you want to call them an anal plucker in front of others.
Way to go ya anal plucker you just ruined any chances at all for me with that girl.
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