An asia lauren is a loud asf small as asian girl who eats duck and loves haraan. She also is really smart at buissness studies and has lots of cats. She loves the word bitch and loves screaming wink wink ๐
Oh jeeze shes so loud and Chinese what an asian lauren
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What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets
"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"
A gradual increase in the number of Asian girlfriends within a group of guys. More and more guys will get Asian girlfriends, and peer pressure will force the others to instantly date the first Asian girl they see quickly after. This epidemic ravages many public schools
(News anchor): the Asian invasion has completely decimated pentucket school, all the white girls are left sad and lonely
a really cool guy that has a lot of friends and is really cute and girls should date him.
hey look it's asian goalie.
A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.
They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.
A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things
"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"
Playing when you aren't supposed to but still playing a lit beat.
Tim is gone so no more skillful Asian hacking anymore.
1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.
Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!