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Cunt Ear

When you have taken an extremely large amount of different drugs and your ear starts bleeding like a period.

'Hey Ren, how was your weekend?'

'Not good man, i copped a bad case of Cunt Ear'

by Palatial.cannons March 12, 2018


A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents

The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.

by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016


Hello cunt

A phrase that is used when you see someone that you want to annoy or troll and immediately killing them as soon as you say it

Also was featured in a video of Anomaly from his Twitch

Enemy:

You: *teleports in front of him* Hello cunt

Noscopes in the background

by Memelord69skrapapa April 2, 2019


Thundering cunt

A fat over-opinionated mother-in-law who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

Friend:Hey Brian is your thundering cunt coming to Christmas dinner?
Brian:No Amber's parents are going away for Christmas

by Fuckyourcuntmom August 24, 2016


Cunt Dandruff

Cunt dandruff is the dried congeal of vaginal excretion and semen, usually found at the base of the penis following sex.

The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.

Her: Your underwear are filthy!

Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.

by frisbee lord November 13, 2018


cunt speel

its exclaimed by people making fun of other people online by telling them about their bad spelling. see example.

surfnaked0384: haha! u cunt speel

by brockish January 30, 2005


Cunt Rat

A cunt of the absolute highest order. Not just a Cunt but a Cunt Rat

“Hey did you hear that Tommy grassed to the feds

“Really ... What an absolute Cunt Rat”

by Tony Poolips October 19, 2017