cut your french

cut your french is widely used in ireland and is generally used to emphasize your anger at someone, basically telling them to shut up or else you will be made to.

eg. slap, cut, punch, nipple dismemberment etc etc.

originates from lahinch co.clare, ireland

conor: alri ellen did u see sophia last night?

ellen: wat ye mean, dnt use dat tone wiv me!

conor shut ur fukin gee, or i will cut your french love.

ellen: fuck off, u donkey fucking twat.

*ellen died from severe knife wounds.

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cut the middle man

Eating McDonalds on the Toilet

Give me my Big Mac, I'm going to go cut the middle man.

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Penis cutting tampon

A tampon that is designed to cut off the end of a guys penis. I kid you not.
It was designed in free town south africa by 72 year old Jaap Haumann. The details are on the net.Check it out.
It was designed to cut off the tip of a rapist penis and gan do the same to any other guy who is also the of a mean and spiteful woman.
Some men have vowed that if they lose part of there penis the bitch will lose part of her tit.
It has been advised before you do anything else to use a long object with the dimensons of a penis such as a carrot,pickle ect. and stick it all the way in and then pull it back out to see if it is still intact.
Feminazis are sure to bring it to the U.S.

If you know whats good for you, you better not have a penis cutting tampon.

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Big Cut it Out

Noun: To be extremely lame, also to exhibit the inability to make wise decisions.

Situation: For a situation to be considered highly tacky by the user, or for the situation to be deemed very immature or absolutely off the wall

(noun)
Jeff: Dude, Ashley is such a big cut it out! I can't believe she invited us to that nasty Mongolian restaurant!

(Situation)
Jeff: Dude, that is a Big Cut It Out! Did you see that he spray painted his car?!

Matt: Yea, that shit is retarded!

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Get Cut Off.

It means the skype call just ended.

Mega check out this urban dictionary post. It's hilarious. Get Cut Off.

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wade in da cut

out there, very far away from a location

we woulda gone to da party but we were "wade in da cut" yo!

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paper cut

When a man or woman drags thier fingernails (similar to a credit card swipe) down thier significant others ass crack resulting in euphoria in most cases.

That slut is so dirty that she would get off on a paper cut.

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