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A guy who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to pull it off
I wanted this black dress but my Splenda daddy didn't have the money.
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The Father of a pimp
Pimp: Hello Pimp Daddy
Father: Hello my son (the pimp)
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1) n. When 2 men go to lunch and order exactly the same thing.
1st guy orders a regular Italian Sub, hold the mayonnaise, light on the hots, no oil & vinegar, cheetos, and a diet coke. 2nd guy orders a the exact same thing (hold the mayo, light on the hots, no oil & vinegar, etc.). The 2nd guy is the Faggy Daddy.
Also can be used as a verb - He faggy daddied it. (ordered the same exact thing)
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A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. For example, think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.
Used in a sentence: “Give me that lap you lap daddy.” Also: “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”
He’s the son of darkness and the son of Alice from resident evil
Daddy Jacob has a good editing account and he loves supernatural horror.
(N): Like sugar daddy, but a wealthy male figure who can afford to buy a fine young lady the pre-packaged bag of shrimp available at many supermarkets. Can also apply to someone who buys any shrimp products for a potential sexual or romantic partner.
Person 1: "I am so lonely, and could really use some shell fish right about now."
Person 2: "Girl, sounds like you need to get yourself a shrimp daddy."
After finding a passage to shrimp town you will encounter the shrimp daddy. A mythical man who has the body of a man but the head of a shrimp. The shrimp daddy is often encountered in the an intense trip to shrimp town.
Look at me now I’m the Shrimp Daddy! Meaning they have had an intense experience in shrimp town